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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

--Elbert Hubbard



Genius may have its limitations,
but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
--Elbert Hubbard


May the forces of evil
become confused on the way to your house.
--George Carlin


Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
--Dave Barry


The secret to creativity
is knowing how to hide your sources.
--Albert Einstein


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
--Hector Berlioz


Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



Dedicated to my sister Bea, for whom smoking is a HOBBY...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
--Fletcher Knebel




I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.
--Edith Sitwell


Suppose you were an idiot
and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain



I'm living so far beyond my income
that we may almost be said to be living apart.
--e.e. cummings


The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop
until you get into the office.
--Robert Frost


Business conventions are important
because they demonstrate how many people
a company can operate without.
--Unknown



Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
--Albert Einstein


I've always wanted to be somebody,
but now I see I should have been more specific.
--Lily Tomlin


Life is what happens to you
when you're making other plans.
--Betty Talmadge



God gave us all a penis and a brain,
but only enough blood to run one at a time.
--Robin Williams


There's so much comedy in television.
Does that cause comedy in the streets?
--Dick Cavett


Ours is a world where people don't know what they want
and are willing to go through hell to get it.
--Don Marquis



Programming today is a race between
software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs
and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots.
So far, the universe is winning.
--Rich Cook


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